You're welcome, THE WORLD.
Yeah, that's a strange sentiment and one I don't agree with.
This is, without exaggeration, the best-researched and the most enthralling article ever published on our pages in the decade of our existence. Simply thanking Matt seems woefully insufficient.
Tyler Cook gave Indiana's sasquatch the YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH ME. I haven't been prouder to be a Hawkeye in I don't know how long. Years, certainly.
So many twists and turns in this story. Just like the game. Next time tell your asshole cat to let us win by 40. Okay thank you.
Thank you. I thought of more that I'm about to add so I'm about to make your very kind quote-comment obsolete. But thank you still.
YES, THANK YOU CRAYONS