Eric comes in hot with a tidal wave of incredulity-fueled rage at the Gopher loss and discusses Minnesota's quagmire at quarterback.
Ben unsuccessfully tries to convince Eric that the Hawkeyes are not actually one of the five best college football teams.
Ben and Eric meander through some thoughts on the wide-open Big Ten West.
Finally: predictions, a revelation about "The Neverending Story," and a huge thank you to anybody and everybody that voted in "Theme Song Battle."
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