I assume this culminates with an article on the Top 20 KF Contract Provisions?
For my money, the best is paragraph XXIV.C.7.d.ii, “At the request of, and in the sole discretion of, Coach, but in no more than two (2) instances in any twelve (12) month period, the Athletic Director shall dress up in the manner of a show horse and be ridden by Coach.”
Just another garbage commenter spreading my *sshole all over the internet.
Oh man, I can't wait until this series finishes up with the Jacobi interview of KF as they ride horses around KF's estate.
I never wanted to Fire Ferentz. Good bye and good luck, Gary.
How will Jacobi get there? I hear there's no paved roads that lead to it.
I strongly prefer winning over losing.
He’ll ride Vint there. DUH!
After spending years being bullied by the big ten, I decided to become the bully and go after Iowa basketball players. I also have no concept of what is real and what is fantasy, as demonstrated by my belief that I could coach.
I didn't break my leg for no shit. -Drake Kulick
Wouldn't centaurs be a better riding choice?
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers.
Top 20 references to his year as a GA in Pittsburgh
Formerly Angle's Dangle
Guest post from Ferentz himself: "Top 20 Vanilla Ice Creams".
Sneak peek at Kirk's ranking:
20. French Vanilla
19. Regular Vanilla
18. Regular Vanilla
17. Regular Vanilla
16. Regular Vanilla
15. Regular Vanilla
14. Regular Vanilla
13. Regular Vanilla
12. Regular Vanilla
11. Regular Vanilla
10. Regular Vanilla
9. Regular Vanilla
8. Regular Vanilla
7. Regular Vanilla
6. Regular Vanilla
5. Regular Vanilla
4. Regular Vanilla
3. Regular Vanilla
2. Regular Vanilla
1. Regular Vanilla
“A child born to another woman calls me mommy. The magnitude of that tragedy and the depth of that privilege are not lost on me.” – Jody Landers
I agree that the kind with little flakes of Vanilla Bean in it is probably too exotic.
CAUTION: May go on prolonged rants about Gary Barta and Bruce Harreld without warning.
Not receiving votes: New York Vanilla
Not to mention French Vanilla.
Too Europy...(also wasn't there a Marchifornication that featured a beret-wearing Kirk)? So maybe French Vanilla would be okay then.
you, us, people we don't even know can call us idiots and make their own
Top 20 spring game heroes who fell into oblivion.
Top 20 five yard outs on third and six?
Big Sky Hawkeye
I can't believe I (or anyone else) didn't think of this, the answer is so obvious! Top 20 backup offensive linemen on the 1978 Pitt team
Top 20 Deep bombs. Betcha 15 are Stanzi.
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women, and song. The other half I wasted.
5 seems too low for Drew Tate's efforts. Maybe a 12/8 split.
"I don't usually go to the top floor, but tonight I had a business meeting." -Devyn Marble
Also Beathard in the MSU game.
The top 20 might also be all 20 of them that have been successfully completed.
I think everyone knows what #1 is.
Top 20 executions in no particular order, historic or fictional or in between: Braveheart; Marie Antoinette; John Wilkes Boothe; Kim Jong Un's brother; many bit actors in Western dramas;
Top 20 “That’s football” comments.
Celebrating horizontal football since 2011
Top 20 references to '77-79 Pitt Football.
Top 20 references to Dallas Clark
Top 20 for each position group
Top 20 residents of Kirk's Doghouse
Top 20 Ferentzii involved in the program
Top 20 Scandals (10-20 will get pretty petty)
Top 20 most Ferentzian games
Top 20 best Ferentz derogatory terms (will "fat cats" or "dog crap team" be #1?)
Kirk's top 20 gum flavors.
Kirk's top 20 head coaching opponents at Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
Pfft. Like KF has ever had more than 4 flavors
Wait he has 4 flavors he likes? I had the over/under at 1.5.
Juicy Fruit, Big Red and possibly Black Jack. I take the over.
Punting is a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for them.
Top 20 KF-era recruits who were confused by the amount of rotary phones in the Football Complex.
Top twenty punts resulting in a Hawkeye victory - punting is winning.
KNOW WHAT TO KISS - AND WHEN
Top 20 punts from inside the opponent's 40-yard line
Stole my suggestion!
The top 50 times the opposing defense called the play before it was run. Oh, wait, it’s only the top 20?
I forsee a lot of zone reads.
"I know what I'm suggesting." -therealCatnuts
I'm really looking forward to the Top 20 times a promising offensive strategy was abandoned.
Spoiler alert, TE heavy packages are featured at least twice!
Top 20 F-U Safeties.
Or we can watch THE ONE 20 times.
Kirk Ferentz: "The biggest thing I have is the length. It’s going to be boring as can be."
The top 20 times an Iowa QB audibled into a zone stretch play.
In that one quarter of that one game.
Top 20 errors in clock management.
I think everyone knows what #1 is. (H/T to Ck4)
Top 20 inexplicable losses by a Hawkeye team that also beat a top ten opponent?
I definitely want to see top 20 most maddening losses. Been wanting to see this since the top 25 best wins list on the predecessor site in 2012. CMU 2012 ought to be #1. Iowa was going to escape with a shameful W, only to have Joe Gaglione choke a dude for a PI to put them in field goal range with seconds left.
I also would love to see top 20 biggest Hawkslayers. James Hardy #1, Seneca Wallace #2, Dan Persa #3.
I want to believe that this top 20 would be cathartic, but there's no way. I still want to see this. The comments section would be a glorious dumpster fire
If we really want a commentariat shit show, I would love to see a list of the top 20 most polarizing events in the Ferentz era. Examples include:
Doing this would be a very dangerous exercise.
I’ll beak out the Haldol! (Pharmacy humor)
#3 is something like 4 straight jNW QBs prior to Siemian. Ugh. The worst.