THE HYBRID: IOWA FOOTBALL NEEDS A CONDENSED GAME YOUTUBER

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Lumberhawk's picture

What has become of Hawkeye Historian? 

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DrHawks's picture

Long story short he lost the password to the YouTube channel so he can't log in. Does not have the old email address to recover it.

Formerly KC_Hawkeye

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RossWB's picture

Wait, seriously? 

Bobby Loesch's picture

Amazing.

"Be good or be good at it"

stargate125645's picture

They are just as bad (foundationally) as Michigan.

Can someone elaborate on this?  I understand Michigan State being dragged in, but I don't recall anything Michigan has done in a similar fashion to Penn State.  I'm sure I'm missing something obvious. 

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Bobby Loesch's picture

This sentence came off very wrong, and I certainly would never try to equate any heinous that happened at PSU/MSU with Michigan's football failure. I'm gonna remove it; appreciate the catch.

"Be good or be good at it"

stargate125645's picture

Well, I was hoping for something scandalous to prod my Michigan-fan friend with.  I apologize if it came off like a correction.

I enjoy reading your work!

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rosko-p's picture

Are Lovie Smith and Ben Carson related? I'd ask them but they are both sleeping. 

Wiscillinowa Native

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krotto07's picture

One. 1. Uno..  Rutgers really threw for one f'in yard?!  Was the extra money really worth adding that dumpster fire team?

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Fryser Soze's picture

I don't know about this.  Iowa ran for 1 (ONE) {UNO} yard against Michigan on 30 attempts.
Glass houses.

Formerly YouCanPutYourEddsInIt

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Hawktober's picture

The yardage from that game isn't the most telling stat for the point Krotto is making (points scored against conference opponents is maybe a better one).  However, at least our 1 rushing yard was against Michigan and not Indiana.

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EverywhereIgoIseethesameclones's picture

Don't sacks count against rushing yards though where as you don't usually have many negative passing plays. 

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dampfartmoldpants's picture

Yeah, a very misleading stat.  Iowa actually ran for I think it was 64 yards, and had 63 lost yards in sacks.

“A child born to another woman calls me mommy. The magnitude of that tragedy and the depth of that privilege are not lost on me.” – Jody Landers

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Bobby Loesch's picture

Hahaha

"Be good or be good at it"

rockyh's picture

usually

Rutgers gonna Rutg.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

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BrimstoneBaritoneAntiCycloneRollingStone's picture

Fuck Appalachian State. My alma maters biggest rival. Go Coastal Carolina Chanticleers!

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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therealCatnuts's picture

Alliteration. They has it. 

I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women, and song. The other half I wasted.

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BrimstoneBaritoneAntiCycloneRollingStone's picture

And Teal turf! Because you know every old FCS school who moved up to the big boy league is now a Boise St wannabe.

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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RossWB's picture

That is a whole lot of teal.

Bobby Loesch's picture

Not... hating it.

"Be good or be good at it"

BrimstoneBaritoneAntiCycloneRollingStone's picture

Honestly I think our uniforms are incredible. I wish they'd roll out something with the majority of it bronze as that's another school color. For those of you who don't know Coastal perhaps you'll know our old coach...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw

Ah good old Coach Bennet. I was a Sophomore at that time and the AD and university president were super pissed. Of course all us students thought it was the greatest thing ever, especially after it was on Tosh.0.

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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Vanilla Gorilla's picture

Me and 15 of my closest GIA friends are gonna rotate play calling.  I bet we figure out something that works.  It’s not that we’re smarter than them, it’s because we aren’t stupid and don’t have any reason to be conservative.  Get pissed or get bent BF.

Celebrating horizontal football since 2011

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Realmakoi's picture

Can you rotate in as offensive linemen? It's ok if you each just stand in the way of a 250# defender, then go out injured for the rest of the quarter. We need each of you to last 4 total plays. A speed bump will still buy Stanley more time than the nothing that has been blocking the space in the middle for the past 2 weeks.

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Vanilla Gorilla's picture

I will do anything for love, but I won’t do that.  I think as play callers though we could send Greg Davis and BF our there.  It’s what has to be done.  

Celebrating horizontal football since 2011

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MedHawk's picture

Golly, when did Morehouse (and Dochterman, for that matter) become such shits? Getting real tired of their holier-than-thou any-idea-that-isn't-ours-is-stupid down-talking bullshit. I used to listen to their podcast but after the past few months it's just a tire fire of talking down to fans intermixed with beer talk- give me any of the other casts any day over that BS (All Hawkeyes also gets off topic an insane amount, but the Monday episodes with Don Patterson are great). 

STILL no beer in heaven.

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Ricky D's Triple Double's picture

My guess would be the tire fire that is the print journalism industry--which is now also affecting digital journalism with the saturation of content--is causing tempers to flare as professional journalists face a climate where the average sports fan is routinely scooping them and out-analyzing them at every turn. The Gazette is also now part of a conglomerate, which doesn't typically lead to better working conditions or resources for already stretched writers. All of this is mentioned not to excuse Morehouse's reaction, but simply to provide reasoning for why frustration exists. 

A magical night in Cleveland.

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chitownhawkeye's picture

Please let Clemson Tom know that it's not that Clemson is playing a garbage team.  They're playing in a garbage conference. 

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