So you're telling us it worked, right? That's why this is fiction?
Woo hoo, we'll win by eleventy five this weekend!
If you want to read the real story about the Iowa family that found five inches of blood in their basement, here you go!
But the fat and blood are some of the best parts!
Pig shit you say? Smells like $7 Billion to me.
Also, fire Gary Barta.
I knew there was more to the story than the news had reported.
Blogger investigating at its finest!
After spending years being bullied by the big ten, I decided to become the bully and go after Iowa basketball players. I also have no concept of what is real and what is fantasy, as demonstrated by my belief that I could coach.
Magnificent work Ross. Love the disclaimers, but really, what Iowa fan hasn't tried using the Necronomicon to fix the offense? There is nothing more terrifying than staring into the void and seeing Iowa's offense staring back at you.
Never let the facts get in the way of a carefully-thought-out bad decision.
Will twerk for food
Hail to the King, baby
Someone had better alert News 12 Brooklyn.
Quintet = 5, Sextet = 6. Heh. "Sextet".
I spent half my life's earnings on wine, women, and song. The other half I wasted.
I was wondering if there was a surprise ending for the sixth pig.
You and me both!
no, I just lost track of how many pigs there were
You need to count piggies on your toes, everybody knows that.
Great, but what did he do to help that imperfect defense? I mean, plenty of blame to go around, right?
Danzig wants to know if they can get the blood to run *up* the walls. Carl Brutananadilewski doesn't see why not.
Kirk Ferentz: "The biggest thing I have is the length. It’s going to be boring as can be."
Ozzy also inquired about bat blood being used which would violate patent infringements.
"I know what I'm suggesting." -therealCatnuts
Such a fun show. Shake is my drunk a-hole alter ego.
I was feeling good at that point, like Iowa might even score three whole touchdowns in the game this weekend
Oh my god that was great! I don't know what's funnier/sadder. The fact that I feel like we need dark arts to score points or the fact that dark arts could still only net us 3 touchdowns.
There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart
Hey, Satan is only so powerful, even the Orince of Darkness has his limits, you know.
Just another garbage commenter spreading my *sshole all over the internet.
Well, we know Mr. May's efforts really were unsuccessful, as Iowa was only able to muster two TDs and not the three he was incanting for. Guess he should have gotten that cow