The Hybrid: Donny Got A Scholarship

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Costco Card Rammin' Greg Davis's picture

Iowa is going to hang 45 plus on MN and then lose to Illinois, right? Jesus.

Jesus. 

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Give Eddie a Beer's picture

I would take that in a heartbeat. 

Kirk Ferentz: "The biggest thing I have is the length. It’s going to be boring as can be."

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chitownhawkeye's picture

eh, if we keep Floyd and sink the rowboat, I think I'm ok with it.

We can still beat Nebraska, right?

Yeah.  Deal.

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tyger1147's picture

I really want Minnesota to win. I'm not as hateful to them as other fans are, and I'd kinda like to see them win out and put some sort of pressure on Iowa... or something.

meh

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Hayden High Kick's picture

You’re rooting for Floyd to go to Minnesota? K

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FUBAR's picture

How about a 4-4 tie? Floyd stays, Fleck is humbled and KFs offense is put under the microscope again (and Phil is hoisted off the field on the players shoulders). Win, win, win (win).... er, tie.

F.erentz U.B.er Alles, R.ight?

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Hayden High Kick's picture

How about 6-4 on a walkoff 45 yard field goal to keep the Duncan hype train rolling? 

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Beltway Hawk's picture

can't stop...won't stop watching that dog cross the street. Is that the "swagger" SMA always used to talk about? :D

"There is no reason in the world why we shouldn't fight for the preservation of a chance to live freely, no reason why we shouldn't suffer to uphold that which we want to endure." -Nile Kinnick

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EverywhereIgoIseethesameclones's picture

There are more fans on that minnesota field then there are fans at an Illinois football game. 

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BrimstoneBaritoneAntiCycloneRollingStone's picture

Wait, there are actual real-life fans of Illinois?

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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chitownhawkeye's picture

Hey, uh, Dantonio.  How about not flat out admitting you bypassed the concussion protocol?  I mean, even if you did, don't admit to it like that.

But even more so, about about not bypassing the concussion protocol?  kthxbye

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tyger1147's picture

This is why it's hard for me to stay a fan of football (it's basically momentum...)

In rugby, from me as a HS coach all the way to the Rugby World Cup Finals, the coach has zero say in if a player stays on the field if he's suspected of concussion. The athletic trainer for me and the stadium doctor at the higher levels - if they say a player has to come out, he has to come out and go through the protocol. 

I'm not sure that would solve the problem for HS and college as athletic trainers and even hometown doctors in Iowa City or Lincoln or Tuscaloosa or wherever could be pretty biased, but they need to do something to take the power away from coaches. I'm sure the NFL, you could train 20-25 impartial doctors to go to every NFL game each week on a rotating basis .

meh

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BrimstoneBaritoneAntiCycloneRollingStone's picture

Thanks for the shoutout to my beloved Coastal Carolina. Even if we did get our asses kicked in our first game on national TV. My man Chauncey thanks you.

There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart

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Vanilla Gorilla's picture

The amount of time and energy to find so much great twitter content can’t be ignored by the masses every week.  Pure gold.

Who hates PJ Fleck? Everyone, trust me.

Celebrating horizontal football since 2011

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Kirk Ferentz's Notecard's picture

DIE MINNESOTA. Fleck must be humbled.

"Everybody got distracted by last week's game. Last week's game doesn't mean crap. It's what you do today." — Kirk Ferentz

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Pepper Brooks's picture

Let us review Iowa and Minnesota.

1. Gopher coach's name is children's night clothing; Iowa coach's name is the captain of the USS Enterprise

2. Gophers have "Ski-U-Ma" on their helmets; Iowa has "ANF"

3. Gophers Row The Boat; Iowa Waves to children with cancer.

4. Gophers are a burrowing rodent with pouches inside both cheeks: Hawks are birds of prey with broad rounded wings and a long tail, typically taking prey by surprise with a short chase

You can decide but it isn't much of a comparison to me. 

Punting is a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for them.

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MattShermanINTs's picture

That Manti Teo re-tweet was a great "burn."  

Sign Morgan Freeman up now as Lovie for the 2020 feature film about the 2019 Illinois football team, "Ease the Cham-pain"  

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Devilhawk's picture

You forgot to add the Hawk bird of prey eats Gophers

Devilhawk

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