This is not a joke, nor is this the latest example of Batshit Insanity from the Go Iowa Awesome brain trust. This is a real song about Iowa tight end T.J. Hockenson, who was just drafted by the Detroit Lions earlier tonight. Just soak it in:
— Chris Hassel (@Hassel_Chris) April 26, 2019
Although as GIA's own Mike Jones pointed out, the biggest upset of all is that Tucker Beathard wasn't involved in this song.