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Wausau, WI (via Streator, IL)

MEMBER SINCE   August 01, 2016

Just a simple Pharmer who graduated from the the University of Iowa (Take that, Cyclowns) and currently resides in central Wisconsin.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Appearing on the front page of the Chicago Tribune Sports section after catching Dave Clark's 1st home run for the Cubs. Unfortunately, it was also my High School's Senior Skip day.

Recent Activity

Comment 12 Mar 2020

I’m sure we can find fun matchups for Hoiberg, Pollard, Prohm, Izzo, Fran, Brands, Spencer Lee, Chuck Norris, Coach Vending Machine, and COVID-19. All in jest of course.  I know the virus isn’t really funny, but certainly we’re all adults who could appreciate it in a lighter form of humor. 

Comment 12 Mar 2020 Marchfornication?  @Since there’s now so much free time with nothing to report on, and so many unused BlogBucks in their possession, maybe our GIA overlords can create the best Marchiforication [email protected]

I’m only kidding about the time part.  Would gobble up Marchiforication (not in a gross way). 

Comment 12 Mar 2020

 the only public businesses permitted to remain open are grocery stories and pharmacies.

Dammit!  I chose poorly. 

Comment 09 Mar 2020

I had a friend in high school who’s name was Rick. We called him Rick with a silent P. At least that’s a thing. By Cockburn Logic, his name would be Ry with a silent P. Not quite as fun. 

Comment 25 Feb 2020

Izzo is such a fucking douchnozzle.  Bitching about touch fouls. He works these refs until he gets what he wants: his guys mauling our guys while our guys can’t touch his. I’m sure he’ll get it. Why does Sparty have to hire assholes for coaches?

Comment 14 Feb 2020

Ok, I guess I was wrong. I blame Fredrick’s injury on myself. 

Comment 12 Feb 2020

Maybe they’re already appeased with Bohannon’s hip and Nunge’s ACL (I think that’s what his injury is), and Pemsl’s dumbassery?  But, it’s still a thin edge. One more significant injury and oof. 

Comment 11 Feb 2020

Are you sure we’re talking about the legal system and not healthcare?  I’m not intimately familiar with the legal system (thankfully), but holy shit, this sounds a lot like the BS I deal with on a daily basis. 

/sorry I’m off tangent. Don’t mean to highjack this thread, but the parallels are eerie.