/sobs

As we discussed in our Slack, I feel like Iowa should have a lot more stability in year ten of the Fran Experience. Having to go pretty much every year wondering where our scoring is going to come from and always hoping/praying that one of these point guards will pan out shouldn't be something we have to do this late in the game. 

OH, YOU.

Good point. Looks like it might be Holiday/Citrus Bowl or bust.

Such a well written piece but then I get to the end and find that there is zero mention of Biff Poggi.

Yeah, that's the thing. It isn't political. Info Wars is universally considered to be a fake news conspiracy theory website. That he's considering it political means he's giving legitimacy to those things, which says a whole lot about him. 

I'm sorry to have offended you, Info Wars dot com man. Good luck with your Jade Helm 15 investigation. 

I stole this and put it on Twitter by the way.

Or Ames, or King's district?

What do any of those people have to do with Iowa State?

Joni was in the original draft but I removed her when I realized that aside from my thoughts on her as a politician, she wasn’t reprehensible or a crazy person. But yes, she is the only Iowa State grad that’s famous. Aside from Reynolds. 

No you wouldn't. They shut down.

The American Eagle necklace is really the cherry on top.

Mark, I just want you to know: It's not your fault.