That was meant to be figurative but technically you are correct. The best kind of correct. 

He’s 21. He’s an adult of legal drinking age. That he’s in college is irrelevant. Maybe when he’s old enough to rent a car it will be OK to call him a bitch. Which is what he is. 

Michael Jacobson is a bitch.

Wish there was a better word for it but that's what he is.

Michigan State always seems to bring out the worst in Iowa. In most sports, actually.

Selfish move IMHO. Gonna take my complaints to Twitter.

/checks who wrote article

IT WOULD APPEAR IT IS YOU, WHO IS DUE FOR A SUSPENSION, SIR.

Basketball game? What basketball game? 

(Except for those 4 games)

Is it me or were those Nebraska players talking a LOT of shit and doing a LOT of taunting? 

I am very excite.

These refs suck.

RILEY TILL HAS THE SOUL OF REGGIE EVANS

SMFH PAT

It's obvious that Oregon isn't used to playing in front of a quiet neutral crowd and Iowa feels right at home.

— Midwestern Dad Tweets (@PV_GIA) November 16, 2018

Well. This is a development.

What kind of name is Bol Bol