I'm going to need some time -- I'm posting at a level not seen since the summer of 2009 right now, and I'm old with kids -- but we do have a whole message board available to run this if you guys have interest now.  Slam dunk contest, three-point shootout (give me Jok on that one), skills competition, that coed 2-on-2 thing that the NBA did for a while.  The world is your oyster.

Obviously the Alford thing went sour with He Who Shall Not Be Named, but the 01-02 season was a cataclysm on campus, probably greater than 2010 football.  Just an unmitigated disaster, and nobody seemed to know how to fix it.

Fouls are called. Fouled party gets the ball, no free throws.

You must be a blast at parties.

oh man we should totally do H-O-R-S-E next.

SO MANY REBOUNDS

I'd honestly pay to watch that one.  Trench warfare.

The form is back up and running, all your Dunkasaurs.

It's more than 5.  It's something like 30.  Those are just the percentages.

(1) How did I forget about this?

(2) The crowd going nuts as Iowa loses by 4 is basically the old Hayden Fry story about Iowa fans cheering every first down.