And he punts? Does KF have a daughter left for this kid to marry?
In actual positive news
BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.— Gillian Turner (@GillianHTurner) March 12, 2020
I am actually serious about 27% of the time when I post on this site, so your question is valid. I’ll be (mostly) serious this time: The fact of the matter is that all our shit is fucked up. So while we should be using common sense and staying put as much as possible, canceling large gatherings, hygiene, etc, we should also take a deep breath (not in a public space if possible, obv) and take it easy with one another. Listen to Dr Osterholm. Keep calm and carry on with things that don’t involve travel or large gatherings.
But that’s not what we come to the internet for I guess.
Your reasonable view is very reasonable. And thank you for addressing ALL victims of Covid-19: infected persons, economically affected persons, and sports fans.
Btw: if you haven’t listened to the Rogan podcast with the gopher epidemiologist, you should absolutely do that:
I can’t wait for the inevitable tournament game preview from Vint or Ross that includes a line like “[insert opponent here] does [basketball thing] poorly”, and then that opponent does that thing really well. Hopefully that happens at least three, preferably four times this weekend.
The Illini are the conference's worst-shooting team, and are shooting under 30 percent from three in Big Ten games
Damn you Vint; you’ve done it again. Now they will shoot 60% and 48% from 3.
Watching this is giving me coronavirus.
Garza doesn’t seem right.
What a pathetic showing on senior night. Gross.
Pemsl limping off the court only amplifies the horror.
Someone should check the Hawkeye bench and locker room for a carbon monoxide leak. Might explain this performance so far.
Of course Purdue drills a 3 right out the gate. Thanks Vint!
If you look in the dictionary under Trash, there should be a picture of the Penn State men’s basketball from the 2nd half of this game. Holy shit.
Wow. What time do we start tailgating then?
Speaking of crimes, Izzo is wearing another plaid jacket. Someone should be fired.
I realize that plaid jackets are pretty low on the list of crimes committed in East Lansing, and that firings are obviously not gon happen. My point stands though, I think.
Also, if Xavier Tillman is not runner up to Luka Garza for B1G POY, it will be a crime.
If you’re not watching Sparty at State Pen, you’re missing out on some March madness. Izzo is working some of his evil 2nd half witchcraft again.
But how short are Wirfs’ arms?
Keep aiming for that 4 seed or better(sorry for the formatting and lol UVA):
edit: here’s the link since the copy pasta is shit
Odds to Advance to Each Round of the Tourney by Bracket Seed
Seed 2nd Round Sweet 16 Elite 8 Final Four Champ Game Win Champ True Odds
1 99.3% 85.3% 69.1% 41.2% 24.3% 15.4% 61.8%
2 94.1% 62.5% 45.6% 20.6% 9.6% 3.7% 14.7%
3 84.6% 51.5% 25.0% 11.8% 7.4% 2.9% 11.8%
4 79.4% 47.1% 15.4% 9.6% 2.2% 0.7% 2.9%
5 65.4% 33.8% 5.9% 4.4% 2.2% 0.0% 0.0%
6 63.2% 30.9% 10.3% 2.2% 1.5% 0.7% 2.9%
7 61.8% 19.9% 7.4% 2.2% 0.7% 0.7% 2.9%
8 50.0% 9.6% 5.9% 3.7% 2.2% 0.7% 2.9%
9 50.0% 5.1% 2.9% 0.7% 0.0% 0.0% 0.0%
Seems like the only way to really move the needle that much would be to continue this win streak into the BTT. I’m wondering more about what happens if Iowa wins the next two, and, say, somehow makes it to Sunday in the BTT? What is the ceiling? If Wiezy wakes up, a tourney run is a district possibly if the seeding falls right. And if the officiating works out, obv.
She could be some sort of succubus that is stealing his game. Even if she is, nice work Joe.
Especially given his first half line of, what, 7 and 4? Ridiculous 2nd half.
Woof. So many missed shots in the paint. Hawks got outplayed in that half and are really fortunate to be up 1.
Go figure a gotdamn bench player has 14 points through 13 mins.